By Sarah Payson | Observer Contributor
Aries (March 21-April 19): You are shining like a Jack O’ Lantern on a doorstep this month. Remember your goals and ambitions, long-term and short-term, and don’t let anyone stomp them out. Though you may feel like you’re a dime-a-dozen person, you are unique, and one-of-a-kind, just like every pumpkin that’s going to be fancied up this time of year. Put on your best clothes, and show them all how much you glow!
Taurus (April 20-May 20): You are a very dedicated person. Be it for your family or friends, or you’re just a lone wolf, you hold someone or something very dear to you. You can be stubborn about change, however. When the next full moon comes around, be open to new opportunities that may present themselves.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): You are hauntingly charismatic. Just remember not to give people the cold shoulder. Sometimes, it may seem like it’s hard not to “cross the streams” with people, but almost every argument can be solved if you take a little time. Don’t let the bad times haunt you this month.
Cancer (Stabby Crabby) (June 21-July 22): You leave people hypnotized with your kindness and nurturing attitude, but sometimes, it can be a little much for those closest to you. This month, pay attention to the tides, as their rising and falling reflects your energy balancing itself out. Self care is important as well. Treat yourself to a nice long bath, polish your scales, and relax.
Leo (July 23-August 22): Sometimes, you can get a bit wrapped up in yourself, or your loved ones. However, you don’t want to shrivel up in those feelings. As the seasons change, bundle up, and enjoy something new. You never know what awaits you out in the sun!
Virgo (August 23-September 22): You are the most practical sign, but at the same time, the most critical. Take the time this month to remember you’re made of a bunch of parts from a bunch of different people… figuratively, of course. Nobody is perfect, so look into the mirror, see those nice parts all sewn together into one perfect human being, and let that feeling electrify you.
Libra (September 23-October 22): If you meet someone this month, it may be love at first bight, but be careful. Your sign can be a tad on the vain and melodramatic side. Not to be a pain in the neck, but if you want a relationship to last, hear your partner out, and give yourself a break from time to time. Significant other, friend, or family, they may seem obnoxious, but they’re there because they love you… Unless they’re wearing garlic around their neck. Then you should probably skedaddle.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): This month, a lot is on your mind. It may feel like it’s hard to tell which witch is which, but as long as you stay brave and remember it’s pronounced “leviosa”, you should be fine. Keep your head high and watch out for those houses. Good or bad, you’ll be able to power through this.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): As the skeleton war draws nigh, your sign shall be the bravest of them all. You can, however, be a bit argumentative or sometimes a bit flaky. It’s important to remember everyone has a right to their opinion this month, even if that opinion sounds like the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard. Keep this in mind and fight valiantly, dearest Sagittarius.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Lizards are your best friends this month. With your hard-working attitude, and grounding energy, you will feel in tune with these earthly creatures. Keep an eye out for snakes in the grass, though. More precisely, under the floor tiles. Literally, just lift one up, and you’ll find at least five. Don’t worry, they’re friendly. They just want to cuddle.
Aquarius (January 20 to February 18): Take the time to go apple picking with your friends, you social li’l moth! All you need for a good time is a few of your closest buddies, a bucket, and an orchard. Remember to bring your zombie repellant though. Even if the leaves are crackling when stepped on, you always have to remember at least one of them can always sneak up behind you.
Pisces (February 19 to March 20): Beware of emotional vampires. Beware of real vampires too, they really suck. You may feel like you need to help everyone who comes up to you because of your innate compassion, but this can lead to many a toxic friendship. If someone seems like they’re becoming a vampire, remember this: Sometimes, the best thing you can do is watch yourself first and put on your finest designer garlic perfume.
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